james28🇱🇷
for beastmode party
vote for a goat, be a goat🐐
Promise #1
i will #fillthebag
millions of americans pay a whole bunch of money for chips everyday and millions of americans open the bags to see them half empty, I promise to all americans that I will create a requirement to fill the bag with at least 95% of the product being sold, with a small amount of space for toys and other goodies of that nature. companies that fail to fill the bag will have their taxes raised for every day that their bags arent filled.
Promise #2
i will put down ye
its hard to say, but he needs to go. We will humanley put him down (strike him with a nuke) and then scrub post 2021 kanye from the internet and the minds of the masses. It will be considered a mandela effect once we are done taking care of him. we loved him, but its time.
Promise #3
i will begin the war on pests
i am detrmined to put all of these animals into extinction once and for all, I will not leave office until they are all gone. we ill put our best scientists into solving this issue. The war on drugs and terror may have failed, but i promise you this will not.
Promise #4
i will introduce a mandatory worldwide day of play
its obvious the world needs to touch grass more than ever, with the worldwide day of play act. all devices will be set to a screentime of 15 mins and every able bodied person around the world will be required to go outside and socailize with real humans. countries that dont participate will have extreme tarrifs of 100% placed on them.
Promise #5
i will start the "great songs" initiative
we have waited too long for an album from great artists such as Frank Ocean, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna. With the great songs act, these artists will be required to release at least three ALBUMS within the first term of president James. They will rsik imprisonment if they do not do so.
Promise #6
i will create more j*b laws
i am tired of not getting a callback, and i know the millions of americans are as well. I will ensure that jobs will not be allowed to get away with things of this nature. companies that do not comply with these policies will be swiftly shut down.
james28🇱🇷
for beastmode party
vote for a goat, be a goat🐐
Promise #1
i will #fillthebag
millions of americans pay a whole bunch of money for chips everyday and millions of americans open the bags to see them half empty, I promise to all americans that I will create a requirement to fill the bag with at least 95% of the product being sold, with a small amount of space for toys and other goodies of that nature. companies that fail to fill the bag will have their taxes raised for every day that their bags arent filled.
Promise #2
i will put down ye
its hard to say, but he needs to go. We will humanley put him down (strike him with a nuke) and then scrub post 2021 kanye from the internet and the minds of the masses. It will be considered a mandela effect once we are done taking care of him. we loved him, but its time.
Promise #3
i will begin the war on pests
i am detrmined to put all of these animals into extinction once and for all, I will not leave office until they are all gone. we ill put our best scientists into solving this issue. The war on drugs and terror may have failed, but i promise you this will not.
Promise #4
i will introduce a mandatory worldwide day of play
its obvious the world needs to touch grass more than ever, with the worldwide day of play act. all devices will be set to a screentime of 15 mins and every able bodied person around the world will be required to go outside and socailize with real humans. countries that dont participate will have extreme tarrifs of 100% placed on them.
Promise #5
i will start the "great songs" initiative
we have waited too long for an album from great artists such as Frank Ocean, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna. With the great songs act, these artists will be required to release at least three ALBUMS within the first term of president James. They will rsik imprisonment if they do not do so.
Promise #6
i will create more j*b laws
i am tired of not getting a callback, and i know the millions of americans are as well. I will ensure that jobs will not be allowed to get away with things of this nature. companies that do not comply with these policies will be swiftly shut down.